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Our favorite self-claimed "lowly infectious disease guy", is nonetheless quite the quotable doctor. Patients may or may not want a "sick doctor", but they always lie, don't they?It's your time to answer the call of "differential diagnosis" and contribute what Houseisms... more
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x On the other hand, figured she probably wouldn't figure me as the Photoshopping a photo and planting it in an obscure college paper type either. "Adverse Events", House Season 5   Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x I know head and heart start with the same three letters, but you've got to read all the way to the end.     Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x Not talking fever here, is she all curvy and perky?     Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x Sex can be dismissed as hormonal or emotional and be genuinely regretted. Money is always a calculated decision. "Adverse Events", House Season 5   Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x You don't like her shoes, you like her legs.     Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x That's a symptom of trying to cram hospital food down a throat he can barely get air down. "Adverse Events", House Season 5   Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x Most idiots don't have that much ambition. "Adverse Events", House Season 5   Adverse Events Dr. Gregory House
x You exercise your new-found power; I squirm under your thumb, resent the student becoming the teacher. Then push comes to shove and we all realize what our real roles should be. And then you put out. "Big Baby" House Season 5   Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x It's not an opinion, it's a smoke screen. Throw out a lame idea rather than agree with Foreman's better idea because you're worried that would confirm that he's boldly gone where no man has gone before.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x So now you're agreeing? Either you broke up, or you folded because I gave you crap, or you actually agree.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Must be somebody's job to keep me from being reckless and irresponsible. "Big Baby" 3, House Season 5   Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x And just because I call him nobody, doesn't make me a racist.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x I need oral sex. It makes medical sense.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Figured if I asked for something really crazy she'd shoot me down, get the "I can control House" thing out of her perky little system so the next time I went to her with something only marginally crazy, it would seem marginally reasonable and she'd say "yes." "Big Baby" House Season 5   Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Who has to go pee in the middle of a nuclear procedure?     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x People don't die from peeing.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Please tell her that talking will ruin the test. "Big Baby" 2 House Season 5   Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x I never said her freaky personality's a symptom. "Big Baby" 2 House Season 5   Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x The brain's like the internet; packets of information constantly flowing from one area to another. Plaque in her brain from MS is like a bad server; cuts off the flow.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x We could settle this with rock, paper, scissors. But, unfortunately, there are people who adjudicate these disputes.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x I'm the last person you'd ever come to for ethical advice, which means you've already asked every other person. No one's given you the answer you want.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Has she invited any of her lesbian friends into bed with you?     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Cuddy's gonna love you. The patient on the other hand is gonna hate you until the day she dies next week. Actually that idiot'll probably forgive you. "Big Baby" House Season 5   Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Can't give you the proof you want because it's trapped in her head, and the only way I can get at it is to cut it open and rip it out. Which is apparently the one test you won't let me run. So either I do this or I do nothing.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x I'm skipping steps because our patient is skipping steps on her way to being dead.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x If this doesn't work, her spleen is all yours. Unless I kill her of course.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x My old boss. And by "old" I don't mean "former".     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x Our patient loves all things annoying.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x She's the earth mother, takes in the rejects and freaks of humanity and tells them they're A-okay. What was different?     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x If I threw up on you, you'd be pissed.     Big Baby Dr. Gregory House
x I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep. I'm deflecting because I'm avoiding something shallow.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x Those Chinese surgeons make beautiful stitches with those tiny little hands.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x Eulogy, derived from the Greek for 'good word.' Now if she'd asked me to deliver a bastardogy, I'd be happy to. "Birthmarks", House Season 5 Episode 4   Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x Are you kidding? She's lucky. We're all screwed up by our parents, but she's got documentation.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x I'm a doctor; when someone tries to call you three times, it's code for pick up the damn phone before someone dies. House s5e04   Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x Let her vomit through the MRI, that's what nurses are for.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x Pins. Some people use them to tailor a shirt, others use them to kill a baby.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x It was a boring convention. I needed somebody to drink with.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x Shockingly, not all religious leaders are honest. But I'm guessing these particular monks are bilking the faithful by sticking a magnet up Buddha's butt.     Birthmarks Dr. Gregory House
x People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.' "Don't Ever Change" House Season 4   Don't Ever Change Dr. Gregory House
x I respect things that earn respect. This decision, on the other hand, is a dog wearing a cape. "Dying Changes Everything" House Season 5   Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x He wanted time alone. I considered being a horrendous pain in the ass, but I didn't want to step on your turf.     Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x I like you better now that you're dying.     Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x You can't hide from misery. "Dying Changes Everything" House Season 5   Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x Your conscience bleeds more freely than my head. "Dying Changes Everything" House Season 5   Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x My patient's still fighting in the feminist trenches, but the war is over. Yesterday's sluts are today's empowered women; today's sluts are celebrities -- if that isn't progress. "Dying Changes Everything" House Season 5   Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x She dumped me after I lost those last eighty-five pounds. Said there was less of me to love.     Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x Either she cracked under the whip, or she realized her evolutionary purpose is to arouse men, not castrate them.     Dying Changes Everything Dr. Gregory House
x Thank God some of those offshore sweat shop jobs are coming back to America; makes up for the telemarketing work we're losing.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x You treated her based on empathetic orphan syndrome, and almost killed her in the process.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Silent and unhappy is better than vocal and unhelpful.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Yesterday you were all BFF, today you think she's pathological.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Went home without ringing either her metaphorical or literal bell.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x I want you to stop thinking that acting inscrutable makes you anything other than annoying.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Just because we call something "poison", doesn't mean it's bad for you.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x You didn't flinch when you found out a sixteen-year-old who should have her whole life ahead of her doesn't. Means you're here about someone even younger dying even faster.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Pot calling the kettle a pot?     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Our job is to find what's killing patients, not treat them for chronic idiocy.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Tell her the thing about emotional reactions is they're definitionally irrational or... stupid.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
x Emotional is immediate; if she went to the rational first, then there was no emotional to process.     Emancipation Dr. Gregory House
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