"And the Wiener Is..." is the fifth episode of season 3 of Family Guy. It is the 33rd episode of Family Guy. It guest stars Patrick Duffy as Jack.
In this episode, Peter is sure his son Chris will never beat him at anything, from skating, to stacking dinnerware on top of their heads, and playing basketball. But when Peter and Chris are in the sauna at the gym after playing a game of basketball, Peter suddenly discovers that Chris has a bigger pen...
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"And the Wiener Is..." is the fifth episode of season 3 of Family Guy. It is the 33rd episode of Family Guy. It guest stars Patrick Duffy as Jack.
In this episode, Peter is sure his son Chris will never beat him at anything, from skating, to stacking dinnerware on top of their heads, and playing basketball. But when Peter and Chris are in the sauna at the gym after playing a game of basketball, Peter suddenly discovers that Chris has a bigger penis than he does. Suddenly insecure, Peter buys a long, red, penis-like car in which he drives in and out of a tunnel imitating sexual penetration. Later, he joins the National Gun Association because he thinks that it will make up the size of his own penis. On a hunting trip, a bear attacks Peter and Chris, and Peter realizes that being a man is about bravery and not size when Chris drives away the bear that threatened to kill them both.
Meanwhile, Meg tries out for cheerleading but is accepted into the flag girl squad instead. As her squad...
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