Don't Look at Me

"Don't Look at Me" is the 42nd episode of the ABC television series, Desperate Housewives. It was the 19th episode of the show's second season. The episode was written by Josh Senter and directed by David Grossman. It originally aired on Sunday, April 16, 2006. Lynette is called to Parker's school, and she's horrified to learn the reason. According to his teacher, Parker offered a girl a cookie if she'd let him see underneath her dress. Lynette t... more

"Don't Look at Me" is the 42nd episode of the ABC television series, Desperate Housewives. It was the 19th episode of the show's second season. The episode was written by Josh Senter and directed by David Grossman. It originally aired on Sunday, April 16, 2006. Lynette is called to Parker's school, and she's horrified to learn the reason. According to his teacher, Parker offered a girl a cookie if she'd let him see underneath her dress. Lynette then tries to explain the concept of "the birds and the bees" to Parker, complete with a "seed". After a day of babysitting Lynette's kids, Mrs. McCluskey tells Lynette that Parker asked her to show him her vagina, so that he could put a sunflower seed in there and see if a baby would grow. McCluskey advises Lynette to tell him that sex is dirty and shame him. Lynette refuses to do it initially. But then, when Lynette involuntarily shames him, she instantly finds a new obsession for Parker to fret over: a puppy. Bree's parents, Henry and... less