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Groucho Marx
Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit.
He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of which he was the third-born. He also had a successful solo career, most notably as the host of the radio...
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Hello, I Must Be Going
"Hello, I Must Be Going" is a song from the Marx Brothers' 1930 film Animal Crackers, written by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby. It was sung by Groucho just before the dialogue that preceded the song "Hooray for Captain Spaulding".
The song is very...
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
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