Irwin M. Fletcher
Fictional Character
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Quotations:
- I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
- You using the whole fist, Doc?
- Look, defenseless babies!
- Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis.
- John Cock... tos... ton.
- Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
- Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
- Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.
- Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
- If you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
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