Jaws Wired Shut

Jaws Wired Shut is the ninth episode of the thirteenth season of The Simpsons. The Springfield gay pride parade passes by the Simpsons' home. This makes Homer feel uncomfortable after he sees Santa's Little Helper flirting with one of the dogs and he drags his family to the Springfield Googolplex to see a movie called "Shenani-Goats" starring Tim Allen and rated PG-13 for brief rudeness and appearances by Garry Shandling. Homer grows impatient at... more

Jaws Wired Shut is the ninth episode of the thirteenth season of The Simpsons. The Springfield gay pride parade passes by the Simpsons' home. This makes Homer feel uncomfortable after he sees Santa's Little Helper flirting with one of the dogs and he drags his family to the Springfield Googolplex to see a movie called "Shenani-Goats" starring Tim Allen and rated PG-13 for brief rudeness and appearances by Garry Shandling. Homer grows impatient at the number of short films, commercials, and public service announcements preceding the film. He jumps up in front of the screen chanting, "Stop the madness! Start the movie!" The angry ushers then chase Homer out of the cinema, wielding oversized Kit-Kat bars. While running without looking where he's going, Homer collides with the fist of a large metal statue of boxer Drederick Tatum. At the Springfield General Hospital, Dr. Hibbert wires Homer's broken jaw shut, saying that he will not be able to speak or eat solid food for a while. Not... less