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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a 1975 comedy film written and performed by the comedy group Monty Python (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin), and directed by Gilliam and Jones. It was conceived during a gap between the third and fourth seasons...
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Filter this CollectionI don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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- Taunting French Guard
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Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
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- King of Swamp Castle
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It's just a flesh wound.
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- Black Knight
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Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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- Bridgekeeper
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Bring out yer dead.
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- Dead Collector
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Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
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- Dennis' Mother
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Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
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- King Arthur
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The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
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- King Arthur
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Ni!
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- Leader of The Knights who say NI!
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We want a shrubbery!!
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- Leader of The Knights who say NI!
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