Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend

Upon waking up, Lloyd overhears Steven talking on the phone to someone, presumably a high school buddy, about how he lost his virginity to Lizzie, and says that she is now his girlfriend. After the phone call, Lloyd informs Steven that there is a difference between having a girlfriend and sleeping with a girl, implying that having sex with Lizzie meant less to her than it did to him, and that if Steven doesn't make a move soon, she would forget a... more

Upon waking up, Lloyd overhears Steven talking on the phone to someone, presumably a high school buddy, about how he lost his virginity to Lizzie, and says that she is now his girlfriend. After the phone call, Lloyd informs Steven that there is a difference between having a girlfriend and sleeping with a girl, implying that having sex with Lizzie meant less to her than it did to him, and that if Steven doesn't make a move soon, she would forget all about him. Marshall sleeps through his American History class, and gets scolded by Professor Duggan (Fred Willard). After class, Marshall admits that he finds Professor Duggan boring. The professor in turn, says that he is bored and dissatisfied with the way students are so uninterested in history. At Marshall's suggestion that he liven things up in class, Professor Duggan shows up in class with a variety of costumes, and peforms a one-man play in front of his students, most of whom are mostly embarrassed or uninterested. Ron and Lloyd... less