Smells is the first episode of British sitcom Bottom. The episode was originally transmitted on Tuesday September 17, 1991.
Richard "Richie" Richard and Edward Elizabeth Hitler attempt to pick up women using sex spray supposedly loaded with pheromones.
Richie and Eddie return home from a disappointing night on the pull - Richie's bird lies to him, claiming to be a lesbian and Eddie's been kicked in the testicles. In a desperate attempt to get a g...
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Smells is the first episode of British sitcom Bottom. The episode was originally transmitted on Tuesday September 17, 1991.
Richard "Richie" Richard and Edward Elizabeth Hitler attempt to pick up women using sex spray supposedly loaded with pheromones.
Richie and Eddie return home from a disappointing night on the pull - Richie's bird lies to him, claiming to be a lesbian and Eddie's been kicked in the testicles. In a desperate attempt to get a girlfriend, the two write a "lonely hearts" advert for Richie to put in the local paper. After trying several ideas including "Ugly virgin desperately seeks sex of any description" and "Musky Fox, Musky minky sly old stoaty stoaty stoat" the two give up. Richie then spots an advert for a revolutionary new sex spray. The next day the pair visit the local sex-shop in order to buy a can each.
That night the pair prepare to go out. Richie uses up his biros drawing on chest hair, however he has to use a green pen, as he has used all the black pens...
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