A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers

"A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers" is the fourth episode of Clerks: The Animated Series. It was the first of the two episodes that aired. Disclaimer joke: "With that in mind, America, let's rise up against our celebrities and make fun of them." After slipping on a soda Randal spilled, Jay sues Quick Stop... more

"A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers" is the fourth episode of Clerks: The Animated Series. It was the first of the two episodes that aired. Disclaimer joke: "With that in mind, America, let's rise up against our celebrities and make fun of them." After slipping on a soda Randal spilled, Jay sues Quick Stop for $10,000,000 dollars. The trial is held by Judge Reinhold and the jury consists entirely of black NBA All-Stars. Randal defends Dante, where he does nothing but try to "get hip" with the jury and demand famous film directors to give him back his ticket money for their awful films he saw. The episode never reaches a verdict, due to the script pages of the episode being lost and replaced by Korean animation craziness. An Internet phenomenon originated in this episode. In the final scenes, the ending of the script was apparently "lost"... less