This Is Not Mom-Certified

Rob welcomes skateboarders Terry Kennedy and Paul Rodriguez and screenwriter Nino Scalia to the factory for a meeting of the Street Dreams team. Street Dreams is the first authentic, for skateboarders, by skateboarders feature film that Rob wrote with Nino and starred in with Terry and Paul. Rob is so pumped about the film that he's flying his parents in and having a premiere screening at the Fantasy Factory. After the screening announcement, Rob and the guys get to doing what they do best: skating.

The guys from Berkela films stop by the factory to help Rob plan the screening. He explains he's having it primarily so his mom can know what the movie's all about and not be ashamed to have her friends go see it -- and so he can see her reaction when he pauses the scene in the movie where Drama moons the camera! The Berkela films guys quickly agree that they can make this a screening no one will forget!

In preparation of his parents' arrival, Rob enlists Drama to help him fantasy areas in the factory for Pat and Gene -- namely a simulated golf area for his dad and a romance novel nook for his mom. His sister Denise is coming too, but Rob doesn't think he can fulfill her fantasies. However, he is going to make her get on a bike again! On the way to buy Pat's romance novels, Rob theorizes that romance novels may be like Playboys for his mom. At a second-hand store, Rob manages to find not only plenty of romance novels, but a perfect "Midwest mom" chair for the romance novel nook and several naked Barbie dolls for Drama. As Drama works on building the nook, Rob reads aloud from the books and decides he needs to censor the saucier bits.

Gene, Pat and Denise Dyrdek arrive at Dyrdek Enterprises and are thrilled with their simulated golf area and romance novel nook, although Pat doesn't think any of the books needed censoring! While Gene and Pat play in their areas, Rob presents Denise with a new bike and encourages her to be more like a kid while at the Fantasy Factory. After the gang enjoys their new toys, Rob acts out what the screening will be like and gets yelled at by his mom for cursing too much.

Rob calls Drama into his office to try and get him to curse in front of Patty, but he claims he never curses and his aunt believes him. Rob tries to make Drama look bad by bringing up his nude scene in the movie, but Rob's mom says she'd rather have Rob do that than all the cursing. Rob convinces his mom to go on a "nice, leisurely ride" in the T-Rev and proceeds to speed her through the streets of LA and spin the car in circles in the factory. Next up on the Patty torture tour, Rob disgusts his mother by picking up one of Beefy's dumps with his bare hands to throw out.

Before the screening, Rob tries to prepare his mom for some of the more vulgar cursing that will take place. She says she's all right so long as Rob's not the one doing the cursing -- except that Rob's written the movie, so he's written all of the curses. Once everyone has arrived, Rob introduces the film as a giant "cuss-fest" and begins the screening. He bursts into giggles every time someone curses and Patty glares at him. But the real highlight is when Drama's butt appears on screen and Rob pauses it and brings the lights up to acknowledge just how wonderfully hairy it is. Once the movie is over, Rob has a little interview with his mom. She says that she enjoyed the film, but she wouldn't recommend it to her best friend's eighteen year old son. Rob agrees that movie isn't really "mom-friendly."

With the screening complete, it's time for the Dyrdek's to head back to Ohio. Patty and Gene tell Rob how proud they are of him and Rob promises that he's going to try and not curse anymore. Naturally, as soon as their car has left, Rob and Drama begin cursing at each other.